If I had a Pokemon —

We’d fuck shit up like

And we would do this when we won

And then we’d laugh at the loser like

And when I catch a new Pokemon like

He’d congratulate me like

And if he ever got hurt like

I would nurse him back to health like

And if I ever hurt my hands hurt doing some stupid shit like

He would make me feel better too like

And if I was ever upset like

He would do some stupid shit like this to make me feel better

And if he was ever upset like

I would do this to make him happy again

And we would sleep together like

And then when we woke up, we’d pig out like

And we’d play with each other like

And we’d love each other like

WE’D HAVE THE BEST FUCKING FRIENDSHIP EVER